- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: boyfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
When someone stares at me while I’m eating:
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
(Source: adzywadzy)
